Texting for seniors

TEXTING FOR SENIORS

Since more and more Seniors are  texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC  (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you:

Please pass this on to your CHILDREN and Grandchildren so they can understand your texts.

 ATD:                 At The Doctor's
 BFF:                 Best Friend Farted
 BTW:                Bring The  Wheelchair
 BYOT:              Bring Your Own Teeth
 CBM:                Covered By  Medicare
 CGU:                Can't get up
 CGIP:               Can't get IT up
 CUATSC:        See You At The Senior Center
 DWI:                 Driving While Incontinent
 FWB:                Friend  With Beta Blockers
 FWIW:              Forgot Where I Was
 FYI:                  Found Your  Insulin
 GGPBL:           Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
 GHA:                Got Heartburn  Again
 HGBM:             Had Good Bowel Movement
 IMHO:              Is My Hearing-Aid On?
 LMDO:             Laughing My Dentures Out
 LOL:                 Living On Lipitor
 LWO:                Lawrence Welk's  On
 OMMR:            On My Massage Recliner
 OMSG:             Oh My! Sorry,  Gas.
 PIMP:               Pooped in my pants
 ROFL...CGU:  Rolling On The  Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
 SGGP:             Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
 TTYL:               Talk To You Louder
 WAITT:            Who Am I Talking To?
 WTFA:             Wet The Furniture  Again
 WTP:                Where's The Prunes?
 WWNO:           Walker Wheels Need Oil
 GGLKI              Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In