Strange police stories

In 1993, I was on routine patrol and noticed a pickup truck weaving considerably on the roadway ahead of me. I pulled the vehicle over and as I was radioing my location and the pickups license plate info to dispatch, the driver got out of the truck, walked to the back it, placed his hands on the tailgate and "assumed the position". I approached him and asked him what he was doing. He looked up at me with severely bloodshot eyes, and said "Well, officer I'm drunk, and you're gonna' arrest me anyway, so I was jus' gettin' ready". Naturally, I obliged. Must have been the nicest drunk I ever arrested. ......Bob Robertson, Rio Vista P.D., Rio Vista, TXi>